3 Times A Cheater « Result #1 on Mar 13, 2009, 8:56pm »
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, when Jack asks his wife, ＾Betty, have you ever cheated on me?￣
Betty replies, ＾Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don¨t want to ask that question.￣
＾Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please.￣
＾Well, all right. Yes, three times´￣
＾Three?!? Well, when were they?￣ he asked.
＾Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years-old and you really wanted to start a business on your own, and no bank would give you a loan? But, then one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?￣
＾Oh, Betty, you did that for me? I guess I can¨t be too upset about that. Well, when was number 2?￣
＾Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and needed that very risky operation that no surgeon was willing to perform? And, remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to perform the surgery himself?￣
＾Betty, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life. To do such a thing, you must truly love me darling. How can I be upset with that?￣
＾So, all right then, when was number 3?￣
＾Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?￣
My Lucky Day « Result #2 on Mar 13, 2009, 8:56pm »
tell me what you saw that was so bad tell me all the reasons why you made me so sad i wish that i was like you and i'm sorry that i'm not at least i still have hope i guess that's all i've got [chorus]: i know you must be happy thrilled that i'm not there yet i know that i will make it make it good for me out here and soon i will be smiling everything will be okay i'll not worry anymore that will be my lucky day i wish that you'd seen something special 'bout me too that you would think of something else not just the way i look to you i don't see what you see how different can i be and why does it really matter i'm just being me [chorus]: i know you must be happy thrilled that i'm not there yet i know that i will make it make it good for me out here and soon i will be smiling everything will be okay i'll not worry anymore that will be my lucky day i don't see what you see how different can i be and why does it really matter i'm just being me
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Moniker [Neutral] « Result #7 on Oct 29, 2007, 8:02pm »
Name: Julian Bailey Noah Extract from recording. Source unknown. Recording clip 002> "So, what do I call you." "Names? Names are trivial. Let's stick to the job at hand, shall we?"
Alias: Moniker Extract from recording. Source unknown. Recording clip 004> "Moniker? That's a pseudonym used by a professional.l" "Believe me lady, I am a professional."
Class: Neutral Extract from recording. Souce unknown. Recording clip 071> "So what is it you actually do Mr...Moniker" "I'm a Mercenary...Bounty Hunter/Smuggler...type...person." "Hmm...quite." "Listen lady, i'll even do the freakin' Morris dance if you want, as long as I get my money."
Powers: Extract from recording. Source unknown. Recording clip 133> "So, how do you want it done, bullet in the head?" "Ugh, guns how unsavoury." "There are less...conventional, but more effective ways of getting a bullet in somebody's head miss."
Julian has the ability to teleport himself and/or any stationary objects. Julian can theoretically teleport to anywhere he pleases, but more than 5 miles without pause can cause him varying degrees of pain. He can teleport any stationar object t where ecer he chooses, but he must be able to see where he is teleporting it to. Julian is a near-olympic level gymnast with incredible balance and equillibrium and good upper body strength. He is known to be incredibly efficient with a SIG P226 semi-automatic. Julian also has limited spatial awareness skills. (which you NEED so you don't port and end up with your head fused to a toilet.)
Age: 24 years old. Extract from recording. Sources unknown Recirding clip 154> "By the by, may I enquire your age Mr Moniker" "Why d'you need to know?" "It's just a habit of mine. I like to find out a little more about my employees." "Well let's just say i'm old enough to take you home and show you a good time."
Physical description: Moniker stands at 6'3" tall and he weighs about 207lbs. He has close shaven hair, soft brown eyes and a bit of stubble on his chin. His african heritage grants him caramel coloured skin. He has a muscular athletic build. (because of all his gymnastics) Extract from recording. Source unknown Recording clip 002> "Come in sir. *whispers* He definetly looks fit enough to survive the ordeal." "You say something?" "No. Please take a seat."
Civilian Clothing: An open, slate-coloured, gakuran jacket with an orange or white t-shirt and a pair of jeans and trainers.
Costume: A bodysuit, with kevlar woven in that acts like a second skin. A utility belt (the type that goes across your shoulders. I don't know the proper name for it. If anyone could give me a hand .) A gun holster on his lower back. The utility belt contains nearly everything he would need, a moniter, a tracer, tranquillizer fluid, communication device, first aid kit, laser torch, a rebreather, stun grenades and more. Extract from recording. Source, Colonial park Recording clip 3732> "A super costume? a SUPER COSTUME?!?!?!?! Listen kid, don't EVER get me mixed up with those spandex wearing morons. I am no hero, and this is no costume!!!"
History: Julian was raised in a working class family in East London. He was quite academically gifted and skilled at mathematics, but what really made him popular in his school was his sporting prowess. He had uncanny acrobatic and gymnastic skills for his age and he even won the British National gymnastics competition at 12 years old. His home life was mediocre, but Julian was always made to do tasks by his lazy mother and father. He found this difficult to swallow, because most only children he knew were pampered by their parents. One day when Julian's temper had got the better of him his powers manifested. The boy's mother was shouting at him for ridculous reasons and he was furious. Julians father was asleep on the couch paying no attention to his wife and Julian followed suit and left the room to play darts, one of his favourite pastimes. His mother followed him and continued to shout in his ear, but promptly left as Julian ignored her. He continued to play and looked calm on the outside, but was seething inside. Tha was when it happened. Julian felt a burning sensation in his throwing hand, and quickly recoiled expectinh to drop the dart. Except he didn't. It was no where to be seen and his fathers heartwrenching cries could be heard around the house. A few days later, The Noah men recieved news that Moreen Noah had died on arrival to the hospital, and the cause of death was a playing dart mysteriously found in her heart. No form of entry into her body was present and murder as on everybody's lips. It soon struck Julian what had happened, and he very quickly realised that he killed his mother. He knew it was an accident, but he did not tell his father and slumped into violence and sometimes depression, his powers stayed dormant for a long time after that and he was never able to explain to himself had he did it. Julian's academic ability slackened but his sporting ability stayed at its peak. He soon fell in with the wrong crowd and was working for (and being trained under) Viktor Kray, the Grandson and Great-Nephew of London crimelords the Kray twins. This was to be a catalyst for the reawakening of his powers. While on an errand for Viktor, Julian was confronted by a few rival gang members. After a bref scuffle, one tried to put a bullet through his head. Julian teleported behond the man and the bullet had entered the mobsters accomplice and Julian blew the original mobster's head off. The new Kray 'empire' was in decline, but Julian skills with his powers were being honed. With the destruction of the Kray gang, Julian pursued the life of a hired hand. After a brief stint in London. He moved to Baltimore to find more work...
Re: Sweet Sorrows and Long Goodbyes [[SmokeScreen] « Result #9 on Oct 10, 2007, 3:03pm »
Max grinned as the sword fell to the ground. All her pent up anger was coming out, and she could not stop the flow. She tried to, but could not. Tearing herself away from the big man after he tore up her back. The blood that ran from her back hit the snow and covered it. Laughing, she circled him, taking up his own sword in her hand.
Hows it feel to be on the receiving end? She swiped his blade at his chest, aiming to etch a shallow scratch in his chest. Just barely enough to draw blood. She was going to see what it was like to be toyed with. Laughing maniaclly, she wiped his blood from her face.
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